i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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