And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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