he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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