Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
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Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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