David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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