Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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