i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
