We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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