Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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