Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
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Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
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Crop dusting thru forever 21
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