i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Can i not drive my cunt home
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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