Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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