Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
This toilet bowl is my home.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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