Don't you send me to vm
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
This is the high leading the old right now
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
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Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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