This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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