Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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