and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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