Nicole vs. Life
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are my feet made of real feet?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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