I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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