How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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