Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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