he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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