4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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