Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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