And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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