Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
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Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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