I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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