how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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