Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
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I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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