I take back everything I said about communal showers
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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