So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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