Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Randomize
