So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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