I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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