Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
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So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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