The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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