i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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