So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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