he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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