mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Randomize
