yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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