I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
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I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
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Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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