Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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