I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
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i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
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drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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