Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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