literally had 100 drinks last night.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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