That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
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