I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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