You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Randomize
