maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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