I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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