Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I need water and some morals
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
