Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
So. Much. Porn.
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