That's intense
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Randomize
